Brave Sir Robin


Em Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot G G He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin G D G D He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways Em D G D Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin Em He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp G D G Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken G D G D To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away Em D G D And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin G D His head smashed in, and his heart cut out G D And his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged G D And his nostrils raped, and his bottom burned off G And his penis ... ******************************************************* Em Brave Sir Robin ran away, G Bravely ran away, away G D G D When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled G D G D Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about and gallantly, he chickened out G D G D Bravely taking to his feet He beat a very brave retreat G Am D G B7 Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin G Am D G Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin **************************************************** G D Packing it in and packing it up G D And sneaking away and buggering up G D And chickening out and pissing about Am D Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge!